Category: Science
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Scientists Confirm Microwave Clock is Permanently Wrong, Accept This as Universal Constant
Research reveals 100% of microwave displays show incorrect time, Nobel Committee considers award for person who fixes theirs.
Read MoreMan Successfully Uses Entire Tube of Toothpaste, Scientists Study Phenomenon
Rare achievement of extracting final drop from tube baffles researchers, technique involves complex origami and "aggressive optimism."
Read MoreBreaking: Area Mom Finds Missing Sock, Parallel Universe Theory Confirmed
Discovery of sock presumed lost in dryer dimension shakes foundation of physics, laundry room declared potential portal.
Read MoreScientists Prove That "One More Episode" is Actually Impossible to Stop At
Groundbreaking research confirms streaming services have weaponized human psychology, "Next Episode" button declared crime against sleep.
Read MoreBreaking: Gravity Still Works, Citizens Relieved
Gravity functionality confirmed by authorities
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