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Local Dog Starts Podcast About Squirrel Conspiracy Theories

Golden retriever's investigative journalism exposes underground squirrel network plotting to steal all tennis balls worldwide.

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Local Man's Google Search History Reveals He's Been Living Wrong Life for 30 Years

Algorithm analysis suggests subject should have been marine biologist instead of accountant, existential crisis follows data breach.

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Scientists Discover Coffee Shop WiFi Password is Actually "password123"

Breakthrough research reveals 73% of trendy cafes use world's most obvious password, hipsters everywhere devastated by lack of exclusivity.

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Local Millennial Discovers Physical Books, Confused by Lack of Ctrl+F Function

Area millennial baffled by "analog text storage device" that doesn't respond to search commands or have a battery indicator.

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